what’s a pirates favorite letter?
if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you
you may think its r… but his true love be the C
i fucking hate this website
This might win the ‘literally a gif for everything’ trend
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
i hate when people get all preachy and tell u that money won’t make you happy bc like actually it would solve a whole fucking ton of my problems thank u very much
I’m not racist but I feel like harry is gonna regret at least one of his tattoos
that’s so racist martin luther king would shed a tear if he read this
didn’t u hear me I said I wasn’t racist get ur facts straight
ARE YOU IMPLYING MY FACTS ARE GAY WOW
SO NOW IM DEAF
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
omfg i remember this
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon