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Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels.

Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via heylookitstimmy)

(Source: larmoyante)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

its-like-being-at-home:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

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This might win the ‘literally a gif for everything’ trend

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(Source: simplefoetus)

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

perigilpin:

i hate when people get all preachy and tell u that money won’t make you happy bc like actually it would solve a whole fucking ton of my problems thank u very much

bobbyhorin:

wormkink:

bobbyhorin:

wormkink:

bobbyhorin:

wormkink:

I’m not racist but I feel like harry is gonna regret at least one of his tattoos

that’s so racist martin luther king would shed a tear if he read this

didn’t u hear me I said I wasn’t racist get ur facts straight

ARE YOU IMPLYING MY FACTS ARE GAY WOW 

listen

SO NOW IM DEAF 

stuning:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

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omfg i remember this

(Source: tweezing)

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon